Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast Spotify Feed
Square Roots is like a Let's Play for your ears, or a book club but instead of books it's video games! Join Vanessa, Matt, Johnny and Jim as they play your favorite classic RPGs one chunk at a time!
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Monday Dec 26, 2022
Monday Dec 26, 2022
Square Roots - Episode 345So many revelations this episode! A big beefy boi! Questionable allegiences! A mech made out of SOLID GOLD! This week on Square Roots we make our way out on the sword and possibly... to the other giant continental mech?!Also:
- Carols for a Sick Friend- Vanessa the Boxing Day Gerenuk- Matt is a Dog Name- A Lady Mechon- Teeny Tiny Wings
This Week: Finish Up Valak Mountain after defeating Mumkhar!Next Week: Defeat Sureny Telethia!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
Monday Jan 02, 2023
Monday Jan 02, 2023
Happy New Year! The Squootses took this week off, so enjoy our resolutions for the year! Back to normal next week.Next Week: Defeat Sureny Telethia!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
Monday Jan 09, 2023
Monday Jan 09, 2023
Square Roots - Episode 346This week we start off with Jim's brand new trivia game: FULL PAGE FAILURE! After we get into this week's Quest Log where we get to finally, finally, walk on the blade of a giant sword! We also find a rare unfridging, find out more mysteries about Crosby Stills and Sass, and learn how to flirt by comparing a man to your missing boyfriend.Also:
- Except for the Robot Dinosaurs- A Movie About Cannibalism- You Have To Watch This Gritty Murder- Jim's New Game- There's No Aliens in Time Cop!- The Age of Holt- His Wet Little Throat- Egil the Living Robot
This Week: Grab the Peizoelectric unit!Next Week: Explore the Mechonis Capital!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
Monday Jan 16, 2023
Monday Jan 16, 2023
Square Roots - Episode 347Everything you want in a Square Roots episode happens today! It's more Xenoblade Chronicles and we're almost finished! There's really long dungeons! Someone not understanding where the chunker ends! Jim's Full Page Failure! Caution: staying past the end credits as the bonus clips get a little... blue.Also:
- SCREE! Eyes emoji! Skeet skeet!- Does Comix Zone lick himself?- A Mechon Out of Water- The Return of Robo-Vanessa
This Week: Explore the Mechonis Capital!Next Week: We finally, finally finish Xenoblade Chronicles!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
Monday Jan 16, 2023
Monday Jan 16, 2023
Square Roots - Episode 347Everything you want in a Square Roots episode happens today! It's more Xenoblade Chronicles and we're almost finished! There's really long dungeons! Someone not understanding where the chunker ends! Jim's Full Page Failure! Caution: staying past the end credits as the bonus clips get a little... blue.Also:
- SCREE! Eyes emoji! Skeet skeet!- Does Comix Zone lick himself?- A Mechon Out of Water- The Return of Robo-Vanessa
This Week: Explore the Mechonis Capital!Next Week: We finally, finally finish Xenoblade Chronicles!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
Monday Jan 23, 2023
Monday Jan 23, 2023
Square Roots - Episode 347This week on Square Roots we get a little mixed up and forget about Gadolt for the first chunk of the quest log, but then remember that his plotline totally ended. We also remind you why Santa Claus turned into a Frost Gigas, remember how to pronounce Melia, and, oh yeah, totally finish Xenoblade Chronicles!Also:
- How Do You Not Have The Song?- Outfits With Wings On Them That Don't Make Any Sense- You Can't Spoil Real Life- Escalator Horror- Perhaps I Have Misinterpreted This Relationship- We Misidentify a Mother- What Is A Hoo Ha?
This Week: We finally, finally finish Xenoblade Chronicles!Next Week: It's BioJanuWarey and we play until in Mass Effect 3!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
Monday Jan 30, 2023
Monday Jan 30, 2023
Square Roots - Episode 347Finally, on the second to last day of BioJanuWarey, we start Mass Effect 3! That's right. Shepherd, Wrex, Kaiden (or Ashley if you're a monster) and Doctor Chocolates are back in this action packed chunker. Also:
- Mister BAMF Himself- I Thought We Were Doing ME Tonight!- Just A Regular Butt- The Pros and Cons of Chocolate Fountains- Future Teen Slang- I... Want... Clean... Faces
This Week: It's BioJanuWarey and we play until The end of the Primarch Mission (Turian moon) in Mass Effect 3!Next Week: Extract Lady Krogan, Javik, Biotic School, and explore some planets!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
Monday Feb 06, 2023
Monday Feb 06, 2023
Square Roots - Episode 350Shepherd takes some selfie hints from the 21st century in this action-packed chunker of Mass Effect 3! There's meeting a 50,000 year old Protheon, hot gossip with the lady Krogan, and seeing Jack's clothing journey.Also:
- Your Favourite Mary Kate & Ashley Songs- The Pegger- New Game Plus Elementary School- Her Two Big Front Mounted Processors- Ensign Pringles Saves The Day- Bring Your Bits! Whatever!
This Week: Extract Lady Krogan, Javik, Biotic School, and explore some planets!Next Week: Reach the end of Rannoch, the Turian homeworld!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
Monday Feb 13, 2023
Monday Feb 13, 2023
Square Roots - Episode 351On this tragically romantic episode of Square Roots, Vanessa must choose - will she emotionally and physically bond with her snake boyfriend, or her himbo dummy human? PORQUE NO LOS DOS?! Also there's plenty of tough decisions on this Tchunker of BioWare's Mass Effect 3 like something about doing a genocide or not, or doing a different genocide or not, or watching fan favourites Dagg, Wreav and Padok Wiks sacrifice themselves.Also:
- The Illusive Woman- Jim Is Afraid of Improv- Clean Your Grint- 2023's Z-Snap- And Lo, Noah Did Get a Rad T-Rex, and It Was Cool- The Grim Darkness of the Far Future
This Week: We Save Tuchanka and Deal With A Citadel Coup!Next Week: We finish the Geth Ship and do the Omega DLC!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
Monday Feb 20, 2023
Monday Feb 20, 2023
Square Roots - Episode 352This may be our raunchiest episode in a while, so hide it from sensitive ears! On this chunker of Square Roots we go through some fun classic DLC in BioWare's Mass Effect 3 and reunite with Tali, unless of course you're BimJanks and Tali is Super Dead.Also:
- English Sexy Talk- Aria Said F- Would You Dance To This Song?- Jim's Wild New Rules for Full Page Failure- Ashley Fell Asleep on a Hotdog- Downloadable Lesbian Content
This Week: We finish the Geth Ship and do the Omega DLC!Next Week: We finish the Quarians homeworld stuff, Leviathan, Priority: Thessia
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com