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Mass Effect 3 Part 5 - Pokemon Snap: Your Leaders May Lie, But Your Camera Won’t - REUPLOAD!

Square Roots - Episode 353In this slicing and dicing episode of Square Roots Kai Leng may be back, but mysteriously Johnny has disappeared! Does this mean way more political rants? Of course! But Jim, Vanessa and Matthew will guide you through Rannoch and the end of the Geth wars and then discover a very important artifact on Thessia!Also:
- Way Too Much Political Talk- Full Page Failure: Death Match- The Crooshable Returns- The Illusive Man Has a Really Cool Idea- Sealed Shucker
This Week: We finish the Quarians homeworld stuff, Priority: ThessiaNext Week: Leviathan, Horizon: Zero Ashleys (because she's probably dead)
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Mass Effect 3 Part 6 - A Genetically Perfect Butt - REUPLOAD!

Square Roots - Episode 354Sadly we don't get to dispatch Kai Leng in this episode, but we do get to meet some big ol' space bugs in this chunker of BioWare's Mass Effect 3! We get a lot of DLC lore about the origin of the Reapers, get to splish splash in some water, and Miranda gets to wrap up her Cerberus ties and crappy father issues in one biotic swoop. Also an exciting edition of Jim's Front Page Failure!Also:
- Johnny Can't Tell if Jim Is Saying Horror Or Whore But Is Afraid To Ask- A Very Real George Miller Game- Jackson Cloink-Cloink- That Was Some Good Breevin'- Vectorman for the Sega Genesis- Vanessa's Chef Wrestler Persona
This Week: Leviathan, Horizon: Zero Ashleys (because she's probably dead)Next Week: The Citadel DLC!
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Mass Effect 3 Part 7 - A Romantic Canadian Evening

Square Roots - Episode 355Johnny gets weird quasi-dates with straight guys flashbacks in this party filled, aquarium smashing, minigame loving chunker of BioWare's Mass Effect 3! Mass Effect lets its hair down and gets out of its ridiculous marching band outfit and finally lets you enjoy the world they've created, at least for this one DLC. There's evil betrayals! Clones! Gun toting Hanar! Grunt in the shower! And so much more!Also:
- The Princess of Burnsville- Vanessa's Milky White Obsession- The Whore / Horror Switcheroo- Shepherd Almost Died And It Was The Funniest Thing That Ever Happened- The Asari Don't Make Sense- The Normanddy of Thessius- Definitely Not Gay James Vega- Blasto: A Porn Parody
This Week: The Citadel DLC!Next Week: We finish Mass Effect 3!
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Mass Effect 3 Part 8 - The Reapers Are Basically A Roomba

Square Roots - Episode 356We did it! Since starting in 2017 we have now played through all of the original Mass Effect Trilogy, the only Mass Effect games that exist. No, there was no such thing as Galaxy or Andromeda or that one iPhone 3D one either. Nope. Also:
- Normal People Watch the Food Network- #JohnDunsWasRight- Are You Ready For Sequel Slam 2023?- Somehow The Reapers Have The Citadel- Everyone's Favourite Character Major Coates
This Week: We finish Mass Effect 3!Next Week: We clear out chapter 2 (Nashkel Mines) in Baldur's Gate!
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Baldur’s Gate Part 1 - Hashtag Chaotic Good Lifestyle

Square Roots - Episode 357BioJanuWarey is over, welcome to Marchioware? BioMare? BioWarch? In this swashbuckling episode of Square Roots we all adopt old timey accents and swing into the thick of Faerun in Baldur's Gate. There's magicks! Hobgoblins! Spiders! And a walking 1990s meme!Also:
- Iambic Poonslammiter- Happy Bear Day- Answer Smoosh- Jizzle Physics- Another Bad Dragon Situation
This Week: We clear out chapter 2 (Nashkel Mines) in Baldur's Gate!Next Week: Chapters 3 and 4 and maybe 5 if that feels short 
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Baldur’s Gate Part 2 - Yakuzsazsa Gabor

Square Roots - Episode 358Uh oh, someone didn't finish this chunker and it's not who you think! This week Johnny bombs trying to make his own Answer Smoosh, Vanessa has found true wizardly love, and we clear out some bandits AND yet another mine!Also:
- A Real Cabinet Meeting- Famous Vanessa Catchphrase "Time to Die"- Tampopokémon Red- Blacktalons & Chill- Matthew's Accidental Dream Corner- Our Listeners are Educated and Informed
This Week: We finish Chapter 4!Next Week: We finish Chapter 5 and probably 6!
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Baldur’s Gate Part 3 - You Can’t Trust These Murder Fathers

Square Roots - Episode 359There's a big city out there to discover, and that city is the eponymous BALDUR'S GATE! Does it have a Baldur's Gay Village? Can you purchase a Baldur's Gateaux? Will you meet a whole bunch of doppelgängers? Is there finally a revelation about your secret heritage everyone has been hinting at? YOU BET.Also:
- Vanessa Says Do Do- The Twist!- Doppelgänger Negging- What About Bhaal?- A Hotel Full of Slimes- The Saga of the Half-Life 2 Gnome Achievement- Sephiroth Will Make You Jump, Jump!
This Week: We finish Chapters 5 and 6!Next Week: We finish Durlag's Tower and Chapter 7!
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Baldur’s Gate Part 4 - D&D: Hat

Square Roots - Episode 360Join Johnny "Bhaal Boy" Brandon and Straight Girl Vanessa as well as Matthew and Jim as we allllmost finish Baldur's Gate, but then don't. So yeah, there's gonna be a couple more episodes! In this chunker instead we (except Johnny) visit Ulgoth's Beard and then including Johnny attack Durlag's Tower, a fiendish den of traps and trappery.Also:
- Who wrote the West Wing?- CHAHLEE MAH BAYBEE- All That Smushes is Mouth- Matthew Loves Wolf-Weres- Secret Pro Level Chess Moves- Put The Bowl Down And Back Out of the Room
This Week: We finish Durlag's Tower!Next Week: We finish Chapter 7! And maybe some of the DLC.
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Baldur’s Gate Part 5 - Curse of Many Orgasms

Square Roots - Episode 361We try to carefully navigate the discussion of Safana's confident sexuality without judgment, and the results are mixed. Is she living her truth or a Lady Issun? On this chunker of Square Roots we battle Saravok if the game doesn't glitch out, as well as try and figure out what sort of chaos he was planning in Baldur's Gate. Oh yeah, there's also jerk Skeleton archers, a James Bond mini adventure, and so much more!Also:
- Pete Does Not Have A Sexy Voice- George Lucas Was Right- An RPG's First Example of a Great Healthy Relationship- A Glitched Saravok- The First Real Bosses of the Game
This Week: We finish Chapter 7! And maybe some of the DLC.Next Week:  We cross the bridge fort bridge of the Siege of Dragonspear!
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Baldur’s Gate Part 6 - Barbecue Soup

Square Roots - Episode 362Dive into this sickly sweet bowl of soup, which is definitely not just BBQ sauce. Today's flavours are the first chunk of the rather chunky and expansive Siege of Dragonspear DLC for BioWare's Baldur's Gate - we had to reduce what we covered due to this game just being real big. It turns out Siege of Dragonspear is actually pretty new? And pretty good?Also:
- Your Dad's Impressions- Vanessa's Ratatouille Moment- There's Some Whores in this Castle- Jack Black's Mars Attacks!- Dorn Fans
This Week: We meet Caelar!Next Week:  We cross the bridge fort bridge of the Siege of Dragonspear!? I dunno.
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