Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast Spotify Feed
Square Roots is like a Let's Play for your ears, or a book club but instead of books it's video games! Join Vanessa, Matt, Johnny and Jim as they play your favorite classic RPGs one chunk at a time!
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Monday May 08, 2023
Monday May 08, 2023
Square Roots - Episode 363Vanessa drops hot Nabokov bombs and asks everyone to come at her in this classy episode of Square Roots. Before we get into Baldur's Gate: Siege of Dragonspear's chunky middle chapters there is THE BIGGEST BETRAYAL IN SQUARE ROOTS HISTORY during this week's Smush Mouth. Also:
- Jim Lives Forever- You Just Sound Like A Canadian Who Can't Talk Right- Jahiera Jahiera!- Rituo Chamo- You Can't Have A Cuck Cuck You- A Skie Trip
This Week: We reach the underground river!Next Week: We finish Baldur's Gate: Siege of Dragonspear!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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Monday May 15, 2023
Monday May 15, 2023
Square Roots - Episode 364We finally finish Baldur's Gate: Siege of Dragonspear and everyone gets smooches! Except Jim. We all meet our ideal matches that we'd descend to the first level of fantasy hell with, and then do just that! But none of us expect the... extended finale and one heck of a cliffhanger!Also:
- Being Insistent About Your Apathy- Either Vaguely Threatening Or A Wet Blanket- Shakira & DJ Khaled- Matthew Just Likes The Attention- Zelda's So Hot Right Now
This Week: We finish Baldur's Gate: Siege of Dragonspear!Next Week: We finish Chapter 3 in Final Fantasy VII Remake!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
Monday May 22, 2023
Monday May 22, 2023
Square Roots - Episode 365It's a new game! Or maybe an old game. But it's new to some of us, and that's the important part. Except that we've all played Final Fantasy 7. But is this a remake? It's complicated. On this life blood of the planet sucking episode we do the first reactor bombing run, get derailed and run into someone who shouldn't be there, and find some cats.Also:
- The Worst Kind of Admiration- A Time Usage Breakdown of 60 Minute Man- Johnny's Overrated Game (JOG)- The Smell of Mako- Catherine Zehta / Zayta / Zeeta Jones- Kentucky Walliams- Incident at Owl Creek: Mako Version- Refined or Mature?
This Week: We finish Chapter 3 in Final Fantasy VII Remake!Next Week: We finish Chapter 7 in Final Fantasy VII Remake!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
Monday May 29, 2023
Monday May 29, 2023
Square Roots - Episode 366On this chunker of Final Fantasy 7 Remake, it's all about Roche. Who is Roche? Who does his hair? What other games has Roche been in? What movies does Roche like? If you were going to get Roche a gift, what should you get him?Also:
- Sloppy Steaks- I'm Talking About Shafts- Matt is a Shinra Truther- That's What The Horns Are For- We Didn't Talk ABout Politics- Sympathetic Back Pain- So Horny For Cloud
This Week: We finish Chapter 7 in Final Fantasy VII Remake!Next Week: We finish Chapter 9 in Final Fantasy VII Remake!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
Monday Jun 05, 2023
Monday Jun 05, 2023
Square Roots - Episode 367On this chunker we get into the pridiest, queeriest, most flamboyant portion of Final Fantasy 7 Remake: The Wall Market! Also:
- James Burke and Celebrity Crushes- Michelle Pfieffer as Aerith's Mom- Tanktops and Salmon Shorts- What If They Find Out Cool Ryder is Roche?- What Else Am I Gonna Do With a Robo Hand?- Tuba Harassment- That's the Patriarchy For You
This Week: Cloud gets a hand massage to completion at the Wall Market!Next Week: We finish Chapter 12 in Final Fantasy VII Remake!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
Monday Jun 12, 2023
Monday Jun 12, 2023
Square Roots - Episode 368We get an exclusive VIP pass to the Honeybee Inn, but where we really want to go to is Haunted House. We hear they even have a trap door! On this chunker of Square Roots we get derailed talking about this chunk of Final Fantasy 7 Remake because Jim has watched too much I Think You Should Leave and Vanessa ponders the wisdom of doing her own solo podcast like You Must Remember This.Also:
- We Can't Come Up With Our Own Things- Jim Saw Mr. Boogedy- He Got Pushed Off- You Know, The Dance of the Seven Veils- Sweet Johnny Sidequests- Sexy Storage- Barrett's Bullets
This Week: We finish Chapter 12!Next Week: We finish Chapter 15!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
Monday Jun 19, 2023
Monday Jun 19, 2023
Square Roots - Episode 369It's a rare Johnnyless episode today but Vanessa, Jim and Matthew pick up the slack! That's right, Matthew has his own stupid game! Vanessa pushes along the quest log! Matthew licks Pringles! On this chunker of Final Fantasy 7 Remake: NOTHING HAPPENS, but somehow it takes 11 hours of game time.Also:
- Labe Flapping- Ramsay Can't Solve Alcoholism- It's Mako Town- The Hat Guy Fandom
This Week: We finish Chapter 15!Next Week: We finish the main game!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
Monday Jun 26, 2023
Monday Jun 26, 2023
Square Roots - Episode 370Johnny's back and has two weeks of his usual Scary Movie / Family Guy style reference humour. The other hosts grudgingly tolerate it. But it's a great chunk of the game, cut a little short because it turned out to be super long. We've got the sneaky climb up Shinra tower, office politics, a bored mayor, our first chunk of Jenova, a pointless dungeon, and so much lore to figure out.Also:
- The Most Boring Opening Tangent Ever, According to Jim- Johnny Flubs His Game- The Password is Force Field- Why Did You Do It, Alan Rickman?- The Mechanics of Cait Sith- Air Holes- Perfecting the Lord British Texan Accent- Butter Talk- And so much more!
This Week: We defeat Rufus!Next Week: We finish the main game AND the Intermission!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
Monday Jul 03, 2023
Monday Jul 03, 2023
Square Roots - Episode 371We plow through another gazillion hours of games (if you're Canadian, 2.5 hours if you're Jim) as we finish Final Fantasy 7 Remake and the Intermission DLC. There's a lot to go through, like Matthew and Vanessa hating the swirling tornado of fate, Johnny and Jim on team defendy, and a zooming close up on a pom.Also:
- Guess Whodo?- Johnny Flubs His Game Again- The Metaverse Is So Hot Right Now- A Sexy Stocking Bomb- Jim's Amazing Prank- Final Fantasy Gets Kingdom Heartsy
This Week: We finish Final Fantasy 7 Remake AND Intermission!Next Week: We reach Meriba in Lunar!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
Monday Jul 10, 2023
Monday Jul 10, 2023
Square Roots - Episode 372Alright, it's back to real retro RPGs now! And we've got Game Arts's Lunar: Silver Star. Or Silver Star Story. Or Silver Star Complete. Or Silver Star Harmony? Or Silver Star Touch? It's complicated and we don't totally understand. Also:
- Matthew's Game 1, Everybody Else 0- The Father Looks Like *REDACTED*- Johnny Loves His Frame Rates- 90s Waynes World Speak- The Job of Women is to Ruin Men's Fun- They're All In Love With Dyne And They're Doing It In Texas
This Week: We reach Meribia in Lunar!Next Week: We defeat the Ultragoyles!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven