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Lunar: Silver Star Part 2 - Frot With Peril

Square Roots - Episode 373MORE DIAL OF DESTINY SPOILERS AT 25:10! *SORRY*We all get seduced by an elf man with some kind of lyre in this deeply erotic episode of Square Roots. We're looking at the second chunker of Lunar: Silver Star where we find pornography in Vane's magic library, meet Austin Powers, and become landlords.
Also:- Star Wars Courtroom Drama- Woiked for the Weapers- Wolverine, the Twink With the Claws- That's What Working Designs Does- The Translator Was Very Hungry
This Week: We defeat the Faux Dragonmaster in Lann!Next Week:  We return the blueprints or blue prince in Iluk!
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Lunar: Silver Star Part 3 - Justin Fied

Square Roots - Episode 374Are you ready for an action packed episode of Lunar: Silver Star Something? Oh boy. So much happens on this episode of Square Roots, from double betrayals in the game to Matthew's Stupid Game finding its special groove. So join us on a Bromide packed journey!Also:- We Pitch "The Jewell Thief"- Jem Wasn't Outrageous- The Beach Is The Best M Night Shyamalan Movie Of The Past 20 Years (Derogatory)- Lunar Non-Pervy Run Challenge Level: Impossible- Mascot Nathan Drake- Yeah Winnie the Pooh is Stuck in That Hole
This Week: We return the blueprints or blue prince in Iluk!Next Week:  Defeat the Shadow Spectre in Talon Mine!
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This is Squoopardy!

We're running a bonus episode from last year as a confluence of events stopped us from recording, so please: enjoy a Johnny's Stupid Game from 2022!
Squoopardy is the hottest new game show craze! Play along with our hosts in the bonus episode using these three boards:
Squoopardy: https://jeopardylabs.com/play/squoopardy
Double Squoopardy: https://jeopardylabs.com/play/double-squoopardy
Final Squoopardy: https://jeopardylabs.com/play/final-squoopardy

Lunar: Silver Star Part 4 - I Would Simply Say No Thank You

Square Roots - Episode 375Oh boy! We get to meet so many dragons, and yet... not in time? Yeah, we get a lot of very brief dragon encounters, but not the Bad Dragon kind, in this chunker of Game Arts's Lunar. Sadly no Matthew's game because we were on a tight time schedule.Also:- A Campaign of Terror Against My Friends and Family- I Was A Drunk Six Year Old- The Secret Origin of Duran Duran's A View To A Kill- We Don't Like Slapping Music- He Smiled To Make Vanessa Melt- You Gotta Tag Your Porn
This Week: Reach the top of.Myght's Tower!Next Week:  Defeat the Magic Masher in Ruid!
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Lunar: Silver Star Part 5 - Peenomorph

Square Roots - Episode 376It's a Jim Edit, so you know what that means: NOTHING GETS CUT OUT. This is Square Roots the way THE MAN won't let us do it: RAW and UNCUT. No one's diffusing these TRUTH BOMBS as we play through a seemingly uncontroversial chunk of Game Arts's pleasant RPG Lunar: The Silver Star. In this chunk we're heading through a couple of lost woods, talking to a dragon who may already be dead, engaging in tricky relationship dilemmas, and experiencing the taste of betrayal once again.Also:- Go-Go Dancer #3 Is An Ex of Mine- Boat Dracula!- Jim Doesn't Accept Your Pity- Tempestt & Bledsoe- What Is Sex If Not A Fight In Bed?- No I Didn't Think He Was Not Coming Back
This Week: Defeat the Magic Masher in Ruid!Next Week:  We defeat Xenobia in [REDACTED]'s Fortress
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Lunar: Silver Star Part 6 - Downtown Brown

Lunar: Silver Star Part 6 - Downtown BrownSquare Roots - Episode 377
UPDATE: Johnny’s computer got dead enough that it is being fixed by the Geek Squad! Yay! On this Jimless episode of Square Roots Johnny, Vanessa and Matthew get frequently derailed by asides to the point where they forget what they’re supposed to be doing, but what they’re doing is recording the penultimate episode of our book club style playthrough of Lunar! That’s right, there’s every kind of reveal. Was Matthew correct?
 
Also:
- Johnny and Vanessa Fail Astronomy- Big Polyamory Is Killing Mom and Pop Cuck Chair Shops- Johnny Eats A Cookie- Black Lipstick Equals Evil
- Kate Bush’s Hit “How Can You Be Dying When You’re Standing Next To A Grave”- Is Flat A Shape?
This Week: We defeat Royce in [REDACTED]'s Fortress
Next Week:  We finish Lunar!
 
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Lunar: Silver Star Part 7 - Talk For Your Vanessa For Help With TMWS

Square Roots - Episode 378
 
Finally! We’ve worked through Lunar in admittedly probably one too many episodes. But hey, we finished it! And we get to see just what happens when your moon girlfriend actually is a goddess. Like. A real one. Not metaphorical.
 
Also:
- The Grandia Pile- I’m Gonna Digest All Your Clothes- Offishul- PlayStation Porthole- Jeopardy! Untucked- Sheryl Kyle
This Week: We finish Lunar!
Next Week:  We instate a new mayor sheriff in Fallout: New Vegas!
 
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Fallout: New Vegas Part 1 - Difficult Pete

Square Roots - Episode 379
 
It’s been seven years in the making but now we finally, finally shake the dust out of our boots and get on the long road to New Vegas. That’s right, the Fallout game that uses the Bethesda engine but has Obsidian developing. Is it the best of both worlds?
 
Also:
Gambling Puns!
The Johnny Guitar bit
Air Bud 3: The Chess Muttster
Jim watches Scary Movie 2
The Canadian Vault
Cuck George Jetson
This Week: We instate a new mayor sheriff in Fallout: New Vegas!
Next Week:  We reach NoVac and do the associated quests (One For My Baby, Come Fly With Me, That Lucky Old Sun)
 
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Fallout: New Vegas Part 2 - Five Ways To Be Brought Into A Sci-Fi Story

Square Roots - Episode 380
 
On this chunker of Fallout: New Vegas, the Square Roots gang get a fourth member in the posse, and triple the number of Vanessas possible. We also meet Caesar's Legion and may or may not end up on bad terms with them, get spooked by a dinosaur, make friends with some ghouls and nightkin and turn on the power!
 
Also:
East Nippletown
Not All Lesbians Are Snipers But All Snipers Are Lesbians
A Real Treasjie
A Metafloorical Gaythrough
Just Fantastic
This Week: We reach NoVac and do the associated quests (One For My Baby, Come Fly With Me, That Lucky Old Sun)
Next Week:  We go to Boulder City then onto Freeside and complete G.I. Blues for The King, plus other quests on the Vegas Outskirts. Recommended: You Can Depend on Me (Crimson Caravan), Wang Dang Atomic Tango (Atomic Wrangler), There Stands the Grass (Camp McCarran).
 
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Fallout: New Vegas Part 3 - A Lady Never Fists and Tells

Square Roots - Episode 381Okay, let's get this out of the way first: in this chunker Johnny mixes up Doc Mitchell and Doc Bailey. One is voiced by Michael Hogan and is the doctor in Good Springs, who came from a vault, and the other is the doctor from Vault 22. Michael Hogan played Commander Bailey in Mass Effect, so it's a simple mistake anyone could make. Right? RIGHT?!? Also in this chunker we figure out the best way to get inside New Vegas. Also:- Matthew Hates The King- Everyone Lies to Keely- Eating at the Y- Game Scom
This Week: We go to Boulder City then onto Freeside and complete G.I. Blues for The King, plus other quests on the Vegas Outskirts. Recommended: You Can Depend on Me (Crimson Caravan), Wang Dang Atomic Tango (Atomic Wrangler), There Stands the Grass (Camp McCarran).Next Week:  We enter the New Vegas Strip and meet Mr. House, confront Benny in the Tops, and secure the cooperation of the Boomers. Recommended quests: Bye Bye Love and How Little We Know at Gomorrah, Beyond the Beef at the Ultra Lux.
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