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Fallout: New Vegas Part 4 - Google, Where is Ouch Ditch?

Square Roots - Episode 382Hey, jazz cats. It's time to meet some ring-a-ding broads and bears for a swinging time on the strip! We explore the White Glove Society's very secret secret that you'll never guess, the Rat Pack era Chaimen at the Tops, and Vegas's naughtiest casino, the Gamorrean Guards. You'll note we didn't end up making friends with the Boomers, so there are no Boomer jokes this episode.Also:- Johnny'z Orbeez Tangent- More Sexy Options- The Homestuck Gem- Becoming the Queen of Vegas- Canada's Dave Foley
This Week: We enter the New Vegas Strip and meet Mr. House, and confront Benny at the Tops. Recommended quests: Bye Bye Love and How Little We Know at Gomorrah, Beyond the Beef at the Ultra Lux.Next Week:  We deal with the BrotherHood of Steel and The Great Kahns. WARNING: The end of these quests can trigger the point of no return for your endgame faction. If you’re not sure which way you want to go yet do not report to House, Yes Man, Caesar, or NCR.
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Fallout: New Vegas Part 5 - Liza with a P

Square Roots - Episode 383Okay, we didn't hit our goal for this chunker again - we'll save dealing with the Brotherhood until next time. But this time on Square Roots we explore different methods of dealing with the Boomers and the Great Khans and continually tease how great Vault 34 is without actually getting there.Also:- Vanessa Describes the Best Scene from Retribution- Matthew's Origin Story- You're Legally Allowed to Kiss Them Whenever You Want- 2 Jacks at the Same Time- The Scrap Bringer- Updating Vanessa's New Vegas Sex Count- A Selection of the B-29's Greatest Hits
This Week: We deal with the Boomers and The Great Kahns. WARNING: The end of these quests can trigger the point of no return for your endgame faction. If you’re not sure which way you want to go yet do not report to House, Yes Man, Caesar, or NCR.Next Week:  We finish up with the Brotherhood of Steel finally as well as reaching the Casino in Dead Money.
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Fallout: New Vegas Part 6 - Fat Bear Weak

Square Roots - Episode 384We put off meeting Best Friend Tabitha for another week and instead learn all about the casino of the Sierra Madre, where a real Andrew Ryan takes us through the BioShockiest chunker of Fallout yet. Oh yeah, and Johnny gets a whole lot of people killed by the Brotherhood of Steel because he failed some speech checks.Also:- Why Wouldn't Dommy Mommy Want to Look Like a Dinosaur?- Jim Makes a Lateral Move- Doctor Edward Crane- Terminal Betrayal- Is BioShock a First Person Shooter
This Week: We finish up with the Brotherhood of Steel finally as well as reaching the Casino in Dead Money.Next Week:  Finish Dead Money, Meet Best Friend Tabitha
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Fallout: New Vegas Part 7 - Turtle! Turtle! Turtle!

Square Roots - Episode 385Finally wrapping up Dead Money we tackle the most important quest in Fallout: New Vegas: becoming Best Friends with Best Friend Tabitha! Or not, depending on how things play out for you. Also: RAUL!Also:- Anti-Circumcision Pokemon Stickers- A Human Head Shaped Lamp- Taskmaster Heckling- Playing Persona on Stage- Vanessa's Fly Updates- Dean: Alive or Undead- I'm Going to Kill Father Elijah- Matthew's Jojo Siwa Defense Squad- Jim Cheats Death
This Week: Finish Dead Money, Meet Best Friend TabithaNext Week:  We Finish Old World Blues and The Lonesome Road
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Fallout: New Vegas Part 8 - Wing House Versus Wings Etcetera

Square Roots - Episode 386It's time for the silly, Portal Inspired companion piece of DLC, Old World Blues, on this chunker of Fallout: New Vegas. Sure, we meet some robots terrified of our disgusting erect hand penises and Johnny kills more dogs, but that's just how Fallout is.Also:- Turn Them Off From Behind- Juu'ls Van in Alaska- Accidental Sondheim- Switch or Phone!- Is Horny an Emotion?
This Week: We Finish Old World Blues!Next Week:  We finish Fallout: New Vegas!
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Fallout: New Vegas Part 9 - He Died Doing What He Loved

Square Roots - Episode 387We did it! We finished Fallout: New Vegas! Matthew fades in and out of consciousness throughout this epic journey, but in this chunker we play through the DLC "Lonesome Road" as well as finishing the main campaign! There's radio negging, stopping (or helping) an assassination, nuclear whoopsies, and maybe even a robot throwing someone off of a tower!Also:- Grandma Dry Eyes- Vault Suit Barbie- Wizards of the Coast's Basement- A Thoughtful Discussion of Patriotism (Derogatory)- Robots Can't Feel Pain- You're Just A Bunch of Meat and Goop! 
This Week: We finish Fallout: New Vegas!Next Week:  We retrieve the sand crystal in Final Fantasy IV!
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Final Fantasy IV Part 1 - All Nut November

Square Roots - Episode 388Anything could happen on Halloween! Silent Hill could turn into a show. We could all start playing Final Fantasy, the fourth just so you know. Number Five has its butts! Number six destroys the world! But on Halloween, your BLOOD begins to CURL. Something spooky's going on!Also:- Is This The First Good Final Fantasy?!- That's Why They Call It Default!- Is That A Tampon Joke?- Tellah Says the Line!- Vanessa's on-location research!
This Week: We retrieve the sand crystal in Final Fantasy IV!Next Week:  Cecil does his class change!
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Final Fantasy IV Part 2 - The Pasta Elemental

Square Roots - Episode 389On this second chunker of Final Fantasy IV, Cecil drops the dark sword for something a little lamer. And the Square Roots crew, minus Vanessa who is spiralling into the air due to a malady, delights in the change and in the introduction of Milon / Scarmiglione. Oh, and there's the adorable twins Palom and Porum! Also:- Congrats Gen-Z For "Mid"- Chuck E Cheese, Child Casino- I Got Zucked!- The Office of Relief- Karate Man
This Week: Cecil does his class change!Next Week:  We meet the Dwarves in the underworld!
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Would You Eat This Bird 2023

Happy American Thanksgiving! Or, if you live elsewhere, the second to last week of November!
In celebration of this holiday, and due to all of us travelling this week, please enjoy Johnny asks Matthew, Jim, Vanessa and Doctor Steven Stone: Would You Eat This Bird?
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Final Fantasy IV Part 3 - Let Baigans Be Baigans

Square Roots - Episode 390Much to Jim's delight things take a tragic turn in this dramatic chunker of Final Fantasy IV! There's self-sacrifice, double bump amnesia, betrayals, de-trayals, and even a fantastic journey to the center of the earth!Also:- Women Love Men Who Jump- Lussy- The Under a Dark Influence Defense- Long Flowing Jareth Hair- A Water Plane- The Watermelon Cagnazzo
This Week: We meet the Dwarves in the underworld!Next Week:  We defeat the Demon Wall!
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