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Final Fantasy IV Part 4 - Everyone Loves a Penultimate Episode

Square Roots - Episode 391Sadly Jim is missing on this party killing episode of Square Roots! So Vanessa, Johnny and Matthew finally get to visit a matriarchy, experience Rubicante's Sexy Leg Peek, and swap a few airships.Also:- Taskmaster VR- Scott Pilgrim Starring Mae West- Final Fantasy's Least Successful Party?- Bloodthirsty for Party Members- He Can Use Two Swords at the Same Time!
This Week: We meet the Dwarves in the underworld!Next Week:  We defeat the Demon Wall!
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Final Fantasy IV Part 5 - The Moon is For Boys

Square Roots - Episode 392Even after his Retron5 deleted all his saves, Johnny and the rest of Square Roots Podcast really do finish Final Fantasy IV! There's some kind of whale on the moon, and some crystals I guess, and then the game decides to beat the last boss for you which was a bit of a shock.Also:- Zeromus, Zero Fuss- Vanessa Leisure- I Have Another Recipeh- Am I The Asshole For Watching This?- Sing the Song In Your Heart- Do Prayers Rhyme?- Do airships go up?- Sqwale?
This Week: We finish Final Fantasy IV!Next Week:  We defeat the Lich in Final Fantasy I!Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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Final Fantasy I Part 1 - I Would Never Use THAC0 In Public

Square Roots - Episode 393Oh wow! This is the oldest RPG we've done for a season! But none of us were ready for the adorable sprites and price-gouging magic dealers of Final Fantasy I!Also:- The Brown Crystal- Paul Giamatti Kisses a Woman- Super Into Creed- The Manana Origins- Margot Robbie Could Go Into Anyone's House- The Opposite of Downtown Brown- A Walken Shower
This Week: We defeat the Lich in Final Fantasy I!Next Week:  We Finish Final Fantasy 1!Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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Square Rooots Versus (An?) 8-Bit Christmas

Hello friends! It's The Holiday Wintertime Goodtime Week so we are off carousing, carolling, controlling and blu cantrelling, and not podcasting. 
But that doesn't mean you can't have this fresh piece of Square Roots fruitcake from our archive! We watch the NPH 80s retro feature and give you our HOTTEST takes. Enjoy!
This Week: We watch a movie! About video games!Next Week:  We Finish Final Fantasy 1!Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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Final Fantasy I Part 2 - Cozy Goodtimes

Square Roots - Episode 394Don't you just love having legs? You can waggle them, you can crisscrossapplesauce them, they have leg hands! And we use our JRPG legs through all the long walks and long dungeons of this limb-filled Square Roots episode ending our Final Fantasy I season. Just two episodes? You better believe it.Also:- Advent Children Chose The Most Boring Option- Ouroboros Burgertime- His Name Is Tyler- Magical Canoe of Destiny- Special Apologies to Appalachia
This Week: We Finish Final Fantasy 1!Next Week:  Dragon Age Inquisition - End of Val Royeaux Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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Dragon Age: Inquisition Part 1 - Fresh from the Phylactory

Square Roots - Episode 395You've got to hand it to the Herald: their hand certainly is glowy, and has superpowers too! In this gripping first chunker of BioWare's Dragon Age: Inquisition we close gates to the fade, meet a horse man, stare at chest hair, and leave the hinterlands as soon as Solas tells us to, because we wouldn't want to disappoint Vanessa's dream elf.Also:- Carol Vorderman's Math Skills- A Naturalist, Not a Naturist- How Many Games Make Your Mom Turn Into A Frankenstein?- Vanessa Makes A Terrible Declaration- A Freudian Digression
This Week: We watch an old lady get punched in the face in Val RoyeauxNext Week:  Recruit Sera, Vivianne, Blackwall, and Iron Bull plus complete either the Mages or the Templar’s quest (In Hushed Whispers or Champions of the Just)Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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Dragon Age: Inquisition Part 2 - You're Missing Out On Voice Number 2

Square Roots - Episode 396It's a PATRIOTS ONLY podcast. Our three hosts are RED, WHITE and BLUE. And these colours aren't busy at work. On this AMERICANS ONLY episode of Square Roots the fierce flag smoochers talk about what's up with the Templars mission Champions of the Just and recruit Vivienne, Iron Bull, Blackwall and Vanessa's nemesis Sera.Also:- Bronnie Jandon Is Always Ready For A Kiss- The Merits of Showing Hole- A Pooltergeist- Have You Tried Equipping A Better Weapon?- Half of Earth Is France
This Week: Recruit Sera, Vivianne, Blackwall, and Iron Bull plus complete either the Mages or the Templar’s quest (In Hushed Whispers or Champions of the Just)Next Week:  Complete Wicked Eyes and Wicked HeartsOur Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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Dragon Age: Inquisition Part 3 - #YouGotGazooed

Square Roots - Episode 397Finally we close the breach, and everything is perfect. Except that that dang ol' Corypheus has to go and ruin it all with a demon dragon and one of two possible henchpeople. Meanwhile Jim decides to start the internet hashtag goof of the decade!Also:- Just arctic - Jodie Pasta and Jane Fondue- Talking in hushed whispers- Far dragon age future is mass effect - Oil of Orlais- I'm with Crypheus- Random references to people in Canada - The Slow Clap Song
This Week: Complete Wicked Eyes and Wicked Hearts.Next Week:  Here Lies the AbyssOur Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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Dragon Age: Inquisition Part 4 - Taking Two Barbie Dolls And Smushing Their Faces Together

Square Roots - Episode 398There's mystery afoot as Johnny, Matthew and eventually Vanessa battle some possessed Wardens and fall into the Fade on this magical chunker of Dragon Age: Inquisition. Plus a battering ram shaped like a fist! Also:- Abblegation- Too Good Of A Singer- Countess Undercut- Who Is Celine Dion- 100% Nude Cullen Unlocked
This Week: Here Lies the AbyssNext Week:  What Pride Has Wrought (And Crestwood, Romances, Companions)Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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Dragon Age: Inquisition Part 5 - Get This Lady Away From My Grey-Ace Crossbowsexual

Square Roots - Episode 399Uh oh, it seems like something has turned Johnny into beserker mode, where he's all fists and elbows. And that is Bianca. Johnny goes red-pill in the face of destroyed head canon in this terrifying episode of Square Roots as we drink from the Well of Sorrows.Also:- Could You Sing That Like Dio?- Ghosts Have Birthdays- King Shark, Doo-doo-de-doo-doo- Jim's Secret Fruit Roll-Ups Stash- A Don Knotts Moment- Our Pitch for Frankenmommy
This Week: What Pride Has Wrought (And Crestwood, Romances, Companions)Next Week:  We Finish the Main StoryOur Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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