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The Square Roots 400th Episode Spectacular!

The Square Roots 400th Episode Spectacular!Square Roots - Episode 400 We interrupt this season of Square Roots for a very special 400th episode in which we talk about the ups and downs of our nerdy lives since 2016, and constantly try not to get mired in talking about politics. THEN THE ROBOTS ARRIVE!Also:- The Rootin' Rootin' Cowboy!- BLEEP BLOOP GIVE ME THE SLOOP!- Johnny Has A Stupid Game!
This Week: We Have A Bonus Fun Time!Next Week:  We Finish the Main StoryOur Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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Dragon Age: Inquisition Part 6 - Canadian Psycho

Square Roots - Episode 401I don't know how else to say it, but this episode should be kept far from your little ones. Why? Gazzie talk. Just. Lots of gazzie talk. Gazzies everywhere. Wall-to-wall gazzies. I swear that we've got it out of our system and next week you won't ever hear the word Gazzie again.Also:- Sony Has to Make A Game About Miserable People Watching Their Friends Die- Everyone's Favourite Character, Krattos- I Just Made Her Sleep With Alistair Once- Your Favourite Bull's Chargers: Krem, Rocky, Big Builder, Darren the Finance Guy, Blippi, Sally Jenkins, Flooz, Ma Gratton, and of course Gazzie.- Dude, Look At These Horns- The Qunari Do The Cut- Brolas
This Week: We Finish the Main StoryNext Week:  We Finish Trespasser
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Dragon Age: Inquisition Part 7 - Hot Butt Office

Square Roots - Episode 402Finally, truly, we are in the age of Dragons. And we've really finished Dragon Age: Inquisition. Sure, we rolled credits last episode, but this one has Super Credits, with extra special Cassandra narration! Plus we may or may not lose a fan favourite character in this chunker, depending on your choices.Also:- No Spiders Man or Lasts of Us- Senshi Upskirt Shots- Weird Christopher Eccleston Hate- Passing Notes in Class- Invernerable Draygons
This Week: We Finish TrespasserNext Week:  We finish Chapter V in Bayonetta
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Bayonetta Part 1 - Lethal Weapon Joe Pesci

Square Roots - Episode 403Hooray! Everyone is loving Bayonetta! Sure, Vanessa is off due to injury and Matthew may be loving it only under duress, but that's good enough. Because loving Bayonetta is MANDATORY. And this week we start out the Platinum Games classic and learn all about the lore of the Lumen Sages, Umbra Witches, and just how close a video game camera can get inside a human body.Also:- Matt Is Rinoa's Mom- Superman is a Big Man- Blurays Can Only Hold So Much Data- Dollar Store Vin Diesel- Bayonetta's Dumpy Link Outfit
This Week: We finish Chapter V in BayonettaNext Week:  We finish Chapter XI in Bayonetta
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Bayonetta Part 2 - We're Too Punk Rock For Ads

Square Roots - Episode 404The Bayonetta loving will continue until podcast output improves. In this glamorous episode of Bayonetta, we feel like f***ing celebrities as we're recognized by weird angel statue robots with Mystery Science Theatre tube arms.  And Matt paraphrases an email!Also:- Solid Mike and Naked Mike- An Unpaid Ad for Canva- Nothing Wrong With Using A Parasol To Hit Enemies- Every Game Has To Go To Space- Life Is Like A Passing Breeze
This Week: We finish Chapter XI in BayonettaNext Week:  We finish Bayonetta!
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Bayonetta Part 3 - A Pair of Dorks

Square Roots - Episode 405Johnny doxes everyone in this eventful episode of our Bayonetta playthrough! We finish the game. Questions are answered, except maybe the question "is Bayonetta her own mother?" as Matt refuses to listen to any answer other than "yes". Also finally Johnny is cancelled.Also:- More Like Baldur's Gay- Is Less Than Jake Better Than Ezra?- Jim's Withering Looks to Camera- The Opposite of Gay Panic Is Lesbian Love- Mountain Dew Is Water- A Lot of Torpedo Talk
This Week: We finish Bayonetta!Next Week:  We finish Chapter 1 in Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth, a totally old and classic RPG
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Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth Part 1 - Matt Wants This Episode To Be Called Sluttiroth

Square Roots - Episode 406Square Roots plays a totally new game! Okay, not TOTALLY new. Some of it is a quarter century old. But it's somewhat new! And it just came out! This is different! This is strange! Change is bad! But we're rolling with it. So we are playing Square Enix's Final Fantasy VII Rebirth, and get through the Nibelheim Incident in Chapter 1 and Matt tries to make Sluttiroth happen.Also:- Bones Knitting- Avengers Persona Game For Grownups 😉- A Perfect Pooping Game- Sexual Tension Causing Electrical Interference- Want To Go Walkies, Pup?- Sean Connery Wishes He Was That Beefy
This Week: We finish Chapter 1 in Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth, a totally old and classic RPGNext Week:  We finish Chapter 3.
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Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth Part 2 - A Massive Tifa Moment

Square Roots - Episode 407Johnny's out so it's another All-American episode, full of America's favourite passtimes: ball punching! Very long X-Men tangents! Chadley! Boob punching? Also:- Midwest Emo- Wrench Cheeseburger- Who's Galactica's Mom?- More Like Pottycast- "I love living in Rocket Town!" Vs "Fuck Shinra!"- Chadley in a Wig
This Week: We finish Chapter 3!Next Week:  We finish Chapter 4!
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Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth Part 3 - Matt's Fund Drive

Square Roots - Episode 408Shine, shine! It's bald time. Finally us bald folks can see ourselves represented on screen in this rhythm game packed chunker of Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth! Plus you can finally donate to a non-Patreon related Matt bank account for some reason and solve a challenging boat puzzle.Also:- Paid in Beefaroni- Bring me pictures of Truman Capote!- Matt the Grumpy Libertarian- Is Japan the Idaho of the world?- Dasmalchian Syndrome
This Week: We finish Chapter 4!Next Week:  We reach Mt. Corel!
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Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth Part 4 - Put Barret In A Speedo, You Cowards

Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth Part 4 - Put Barret In A Speedo, You CowardsSquare Roots - Episode 409How do you feel about minigames? What about a whole chunker of minigames? Not interested? What if I told you it was a BEACH EPISODE! But a beach episode that only lets you pick out swimwear for three out of four of the humans in your party at the time. Yes, the plot is put on hold for a moment as we park Segways, go on a photo hunt, and play some Doggy Rocket League.Please don't listen past the credits with kids around. You'll understand why.Also:- The Sydney Sweeney of Video Games- Either A Straight Thing or An American Thing- The Original American Psycho- Kreen's Blood- "What's Up With Americans?" on iHeartRadio- All the Dead Things- "I Just Lied."
This Week: We reach Mt. Corel!Next Week:  Finish Chapter 7!
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