Episodes
Monday Jul 01, 2024
Fallout 3 Part 3 - Gothroughmaze
Monday Jul 01, 2024
Monday Jul 01, 2024
Square Roots - Episode 420This time we're finally getting our Nic Cage on and STEALING THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE. Also maybe the Bill of Rights and Magna Carta (??). But this requires doing some odd jobs for a robot and keeping Alias's Sydney Bristow alive, which is harder than it sounds.Also:- She Got That Peabody-Ody-Ody- Jeremy Piven's Pyst (And Hot Broadway Goss)- His Power Is Billions of dollars- Neat Comics and Stuff- Teen Talk With Connor
This Week: Reunite with Daddy! And do Tenpenny Tower and steal the declaration of independence. Next Week: Gaining Entrance To Little Lamplight Via Rescue From Paradise Quest, Big Trouble in Big Town, Oasis
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Monday Jul 08, 2024
Fallout 3 Part 4 - Vanessa's Acers
Monday Jul 08, 2024
Monday Jul 08, 2024
Square Roots - Episode 421On this episode of Square Roots, we get to the ROOT of Harold's problem. You might say we cut to the HEART of the issue. And we RESCUE CHILDREN from a slavers camp, which isn't a pun but merely a factual thing that happens. Plus we hear a 100% Authentic Liam Neeson Death Rattle, and prove once and for all that the only thing Humongous about Mungos is our hearts. But not like Harold's humongous heart, I mean metaphorically.Also:- Vanessa Should Back Off Her Burns- Red Head Little Red Boy Cameron Jedi Games- Shoot Their Gibbly Mouth- Convenient Watching Pipe- How Did You Think This Would End?
This Week: Gaining Entrance To Little Lamplight Via Rescue From Paradise Quest, Big Trouble in Big Town, OasisNext Week: Finish the GameSuggested Side-Quest: Trouble on the Homefront, The Superhero Gambit
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Monday Jul 15, 2024
Fallout 3 Part 5 - Biwwy's Waser Wifle
Monday Jul 15, 2024
Monday Jul 15, 2024
Square Roots - Episode 422On this episode of Square Roots we listen to a few more of Sticky's stories in the divisive Fallout 3. Oh yeah, we also finish the game! And there's a robot that sounds like Optimus Prime! And we deal with the problems haunting our Vault! And maybe talk an Ant Lady out of being an Ant Lady and a Robot Man out of being a Robot Man.Also:- The Vanessa Witch TV Show- That Is Men! Put Them In The Bear Suits!- Is Liberty Prime Optimus?- That Bible Fella
This Week: Finish the GameSuggested Side-Quest: Trouble on the Homefront, The Superhero GambitNext Week: We finish Act 1 and Episode 1 of Quantum Break!
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Monday Jul 22, 2024
Quantum Break Part 1 - Gandalf has a HUGE ASS
Monday Jul 22, 2024
Monday Jul 22, 2024
Quantum Break Part 1 - Gandalf has a HUGE ASSSquare Roots - Episode 423Please note Johnny misread the number of episodes on his Amazon Prime Video app, and was wrong. Very wrong. You don't need to tell Johnny he was wrong. There are 9 episodes to the 2020 The Stand miniseries. Not 6. Each host has, in turn, told Johnny he was wrong after recording and that's terrible.Alright! It's time to break time, or some quantums. What exactly is a quantum? For years Johnny thought it was a time thing, but learned that this was again very wrong. We're playing Quantum Break by Remedy. The Remedy is that it's serious, it's a dangerous liason. Also the sky is dark because this game is FULL OF STARS!Also:- MyDreamz Dot Net- Door Versus Hatch- Why Are You Looting That Desk- Time Cop Rules Versus Lost Rules- My Glasses Are Gonna Be Circles- Thurgolicious Definition
This Week: We finish Act 1 and Episode 1 of Quantum Break!Next Week: We finish Act 2 and Episode 2 of Quantum Break!
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Monday Jul 29, 2024
Quantum Break Part 2 - NO LANGOLIERS TALK
Monday Jul 29, 2024
Monday Jul 29, 2024
Square Roots - Episode 424It's a time mix-up game! On this episode of Square Roots we play through Act 2 of Quantum Break, which involves a lot of time ships, time jumps, time shields, time soldiers and time knives. And a severe bob.Just a heads up we misgender Ezra Miller a few times - we'll make sure to be more cognizant of this going forward.Also:- What If Alex Horne Is A Ghoul?- Trashcan Them- DigiLiam- A Straight Up Half Hour Where We All Review The Stand (2020)- Let's Call Her Amby- I'm Football Boy And I Play The Most Good Football- Matthew Summons Rappin' Nessa
This Week: We finish Act 2 and Episode 2 of Quantum Break!Next Week: We finish Act 3 and 4 and Episode 3 and 4 of Quantum Break!
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Monday Aug 05, 2024
Quantum Break Part 3 - All The Ponies Are Made of Butter
Monday Aug 05, 2024
Monday Aug 05, 2024
Square Roots - Episode 425On this temporal episode of Square Roots, we explore the conclusion of the Time Knife. It's so long. So, so long. Does SLOBBO die? Does anyone peel off a mask? Whose baby is that, anyway? All this and so much more on tonight's episode of Night Springs.Also:- Matt Is A Blue Mage Now- UFC Surgical Tubing Strangle Attack- More Hatch Lore- Under the Bridge Downtown- It's Not A Frame Rate Drop, It's A Quantum Stutter- Pool Swimming- Beth Did 9/11 Twice
This Week: We finish Act 3 and 4 and Episode 3 and 4 of Quantum Break!Next Week: We finish Quantum Break!
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Monday Aug 12, 2024
Quantum Break Part 4 - The DreamCast
Monday Aug 12, 2024
Monday Aug 12, 2024
Square Roots - Episode 426It's TIME to wrap up this TIME TALE. We push through the finale of this game with focus and vigor, like a time train smashing through a time building. But beware the time monster! It's obviously coming, and surely this is going to be a fight for the ages. You definitely are going to fight this time monster.Also:- Watching Hostel is Like Being In Hostel- I Don't Wanna Be a Chronon Active Time Traveller!- Is It Cool If I Call Him JJ?- B Button and the Time Boys- The Mister Bean of Time Travel- If You Don't See A Body, You Can't Get Haughty
This Week: We finish Quantum Break!Next Week: Finish Qadriga Fortress in Tactics Ogre: Reborn / Let Us Cling Together!
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Monday Aug 19, 2024
Tactics Ogre: Reborn Part 1 - The Ryan Stiles Tour of Vancouver
Monday Aug 19, 2024
Monday Aug 19, 2024
Square Roots - Episode 427Welcome to this In-Ogre-Al episde of our Tactics Ogre playthrough! You can play Reborn! You can play the PlayStation 1 one! You can play the PSP one! Whatever you want, it's all about various ethnic groups at war. You know it's an Alexander O. Smith translation with all the "neh"s and manses, so get ready for some great but dense text! Also:- In-Ogre-Al- Is Vanessa JD Vance?- His Name Is Grandma's Peach Tea- A Birthday Cacophany- The Dynast-King Dragula- Duke Wrongway
This Week: Finish Qadriga Fortress in Tactics Ogre: Reborn / Let Us Cling Together!Next Week: Finish Chapter 1!
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Monday Aug 26, 2024
Tactics Ogre: Reborn Part 2 - That's The Ronwey
Monday Aug 26, 2024
Monday Aug 26, 2024
Square Roots - Episode 428Are you ready for a sublime experience of RPG tactics? What I got for you this week is a quick li'l episode of the Square classic Tactics Ogre, and you don't have to practice Santeria to understand that this means Vanessa had to call in sick. But that's okay! Also:- New Thing Matt Hates: Steam Charts- The DreamCast: Improvising Beastie Boy lyrics- A Life Sized Hank Hill Cutout- Who Doesn't He Think Are Weiners?- Why Are We Friends With Him?- Gastophone the Murderer
This Week: Finish Qadriga Fortress in Tactics Ogre: Reborn / Let Us Cling Together!Next Week: Finish Chapter 1!
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Monday Sep 02, 2024
Tactics Ogre: Reborn Part 3 - I'm Big Slubba
Monday Sep 02, 2024
Monday Sep 02, 2024
Square Roots - Episode 429There's so much sports talk at the end of this episode. You've been warned. But otherwise on this episode of Square Roots we make our way through Chapter 2 in Tactics Ogre: Reborn! Jim, Vanessa and Matt are doing the chaos path, meanwhile Johnny is doing the Lawful path on Let Us Cling Together, which he may or may not regret.Also:- Matt Has All The Powers Of A Cellphone Now- Deborah! I'm an Ogre!- Always On The Short List- Pete Gallagher With The Eyebrows- Feet & Pet Pics Tier
This Week: Finish Chapter 2!Next Week: Play through Brigantys Castle in Chapter 3!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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