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Legend of Mana Part 5 - Butter Lisa

We ask so many questions in this chunker of Square's Legend of Mana. Would Gilbert's lines work on a real woman? Can you cure amnesia with another concussion? Would a visual novel be better with real photos? Will the X-Files FMV game ever be re-released? Also:- Deep Insight into Diddle- Virtual Jerry Orbach- Is BDG a centaur? Is Adam Driver a monster?- Manhattan, Kansas Narrowcasting- Matt's Superman Style Story
 
This Week: The Wimpy ThuglingNext Week:  We finish the game!
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Legend of Mana Part 6 - Teleport is a Kind of Go

Teleport is a kind of go. Drive is a kind of go. Imagine? Also a kind of go! How many kinds of go can you name? In this climactic conclusion to our Legend of Mana playthrough, our hero has to go through pretty much every dungeon in the game chasing our favorite li'l cactus. Also:
- A Secret Kawazu Game!- The Most Popular Toy in the World- A Bizarre Sin Stance Change- Vanessa's Nuclear Mana Tree Theory- Pelican Mouth Injuries
This Week: We finish the game!Next Week:  We fight our first dragon outside of Whiterun!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Part 1 - Eleven Herbs and Spices That May Awaken Your Craving For Human Flesh Transforming You Into A Wendigo

Since we're tackling a very non-linear open world RPG with Bethesda's Skyrim, this time we're doing things a little differently: after a main quest runthrough we each describe the adventures of our own very special characters. It's a surprisingly bug-free playthrough as we pull up in our cart to Helgen, where our executions await! Also:- The Jerky Boys Musical- The Vore Seasons- Presto Kazaam, Mind Freak- Godzilla's Bound Sword- The Friendzies Spell- Mads Mikkelson Cheekbones- Jerpigs- A Song For Straight Men
This Week: We fight our first dragon outside of Whiterun!Next Week:  We finish the Blades quest Diplomatic Immunity!Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrisstevenContact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Part 2 - And His Name Was Mister Slaps

Oh boy! We're deep into the legend of the Dovahkiin in this week's chunk of Bethesda's super beloved Skyrim! On this chunker we impress Daphne / Delphine, learn to shout, and meet a couple of dragons. It's great! Also:- Don't Think About Frasier!- Mind bending 1990s music videos!- It's like a blanket party but they're yelling at you!- Let Me Be Frank: Redux- Jack... Kirby?'s... Inhumans!- In Sweden he's just called the Chef!- Facbook Made Me Say That- What If Vanessa Goes To the Magic Castle- Johnny's Great First Date Ideas
This Week: We finish the Blades quest Diplomatic Immunity!Next Week:  We complete Elder Knowledge!Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrisstevenContact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Square Roots September 2021 Patreon Vote!

Hello! We are having a vote!On our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Our choices:
Vanessa - Deus Ex: Human Revolution (2011)
Jim - Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch (2011)
Johnny - Alpha Protocol (2010)Matthew - Tales of Vesperia (2008)
So join our $5 tier and vote! YEAH!

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Part 3 - Alfland in Dwemer is Pronounced Melmac

Oh boy! It's time for further adventures of mural exposition, with Joan Allen calling Max Von Sidow a big nerd for caring about second age tryptarchs. On this chunker of Bethesda's Skyrim we need to get our hands on one of those fancy Elder Scrolls. But how?! By talking to a sexy Orc librarian, heading down to a magical mushroom kingdom, solving a spinny puzzle, and so much more!Also this week:- Who wins in a fight, the Eternals versus the Inhumans?- Conjure Flame Astronaut- It's Your Inn Now- Dwarf  Ruins CD burning- Mixing Up Forsworn and Falmers
This Week: We complete Elder Knowledge!Next Week:  We either pick a side or negotiate a truce in Season Unending!Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrisstevenContact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Part 4 - Ray Romano‘s In the Mouth of Madness

We're gonna be honest here: this is either going to be a really long chunker for you or a really short chunker depending on whether or not you choose a side or choose that delicious, delicious third option. But you wouldn't skip all these questlines that Bethesda worked so hard on, would you?Also this week:- Muscle Garfield- Alduin, World Tooter- Vanessa's Letter to Bethesda- Why Boys Not Hot?- We Are All Master Negotiators
This Week: We either pick a side or negotiate a truce in Season Unending!Next Week:  Our Skyrim characters go on a holiday from the main quest!Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrisstevenContact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Part 5 - In the Back of Jim‘s Dragula!

Oh shit! Square Roots has a beach episode! But, sadly, it's the kind of beach episode where all your favourites go on vacation! That's right: you got RimJob becoming a werewolf, Presto Kazaam meets up with her past self, and Johnny becomes a real Prince of Thieves.Also this week:- Delita is a Fvckboy- Regretting Just Playing Dragonball- Vanessa Murders Her First Wife- "He IS the Daedric Prince of Madness!"- Or is he the Daedric Prince of Great Prices?- Sexy Robot Kazoo Whistles
This Week: Our Skyrim characters go on a holiday from the main quest!Next Week:  We finish Skyrim!Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrisstevenContact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Part 6 - She Sells See Shors

This week on Square Roots we blaze through the ending of the main questline like a dragon spewing fire! So much blazing! We defeat Alduin, and then things are... happy? Maybe? Also Grunk, Rimjob and Presto get Animal House end title cards. What would Gojira's end title card be? Consumed by Alduin?Also this week:- What Happens When We Don't Heckle Jim- A Spooky Fair- Click Click Blam- Guest Host Ira Glass- Spicy Tuna Cakes- Making a Bad Dragon Mould- Drauger Karens- Hakon Sprinklerhead
This Week: We finish Skyrim!Next Week:  We save the tree in Halure in Tales of Vesperia!Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrisstevenContact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Tales of Vesperia Part 1 - The Jerpig Pen

It's Halloween down at the Square Roots house, so we're playing the spooooooky classic JRPG, or Jerpig, Namco's Tales of Vesperia! It's like a cozy comfy blanket of JRPG comfort food, and we enjoy it. So when we're not debating Yuri's hair colour, we guide the party from a splurging fountain to a magical tree town that does NOT explode.Also this week:- Catchphrases- The Great Pumpkin Deposition- Less Than Jokes- The Cosmic Horror of Baby Fresh Eyes- Matthew Makes Us Feel Bad- The Hottest Gaming News
This Week: We save the tree in Halure!Next Week:  Our boat sinks!?Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrisstevenContact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com