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Tales of Vesperia Part 2 - Yakety Sucks

Let's just get this out of the way: we can't sing Yakety Sax. No matter who tries, we're just terrible at it. I'm not sure why this is an important part of this episode of Square Roots or what it has to do with Namco's Tales of Vesperia, but that's just the way it is. Also this week:- Inn-teresting- Talkin' About Blastia- The automaton's giant stone wiener- A sudden Matthew appearance- That's Cumore!- More Hot Gaming News- Gene "Wonderchef" Parmesan
This Week: Our boat sinks!?Next Week:  Yuri flies away!?Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrisstevenContact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Tales of Vesperia Part 3 - Cut That

Things happen this episode. Vast political movements. Intriegue. Subterfuge. Swapped letters. And we have a tenuous grasp of all of it as Tales of Vesperia's plot starts to really get going. I mean, we're still not even sure how to pronounce "Ragou".Also this week:- Dump Cake- Vanessa's Shocking Level Up- Too Many Sephiroths- Johnny is Distracted By A Broad Chest- No One Wants To Hold Out For A Heroic Mail Delivery
This Week: Yuri flies away!?Next Week:  We get to the desert?!Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrisstevenContact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Tales of Vesperia Part 4 - Hee Hee Hoo Haw Is German

It's a rare Johnnyless episode as Vanessa, Jim and Matthew tackle this darker middle chapter of Tales of Vesperia. Yuri takes a dark turn, you learn even more about the guilds and the gang stars a whole new one - Brave Vesperia!Also this week:-  Yet Another Ghost Ship- You Don't Marry a Magician- Punisher Yuri- Where's the Body?- KAROL SEDUCES A GUARD- Is Jim a Bootlicker?This Week: We get to the desert?!Next Week:  Arrival at Phaeroh's Crag?!Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrisstevenContact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Tales of Vesperia Part 5 - S-Step Yuri?

Tales of Vesperia Part 6 - Teen Wolfhard

Alright, let's start off by saying I'm sorry for derailing this episode with increasingly cursed and horny acrostics. I made a mistake, and I'm sorry. Please put your little ones to bed before playing this episode. Also, things start getting dramatic on this spicy talkthrough of Namco's Tales of Vesperia. Betrayal! Twists! A bad guy is revealed!Also this week:- Estelle's Hamster Ball- Zap! It's News Time!- Cowboy Beep Boop- Hey, So What Happened Next?- There's A Bell Up On A Dais- Everyone Is Into Vincent Dinofrio!
This Week: We... at least get to the Heracles, I'm not sureNext Week:  We finish Zaude!Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrisstevenContact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Tales of Vesperia Part 7 - Wonton Violence

Oops! It’s all Sephiroths when we try to figure out just who will be the big bad of this chunker. Will it be the white haired Sephiroth with the magical sword? Or the other white haired Sephiroth with a magical sword? Or will it be that one guy who looks like Ginger Spice? There’s some apocalyptic action as we dive through this penultimate hunker!Also this week:
Johnny & Vanessa Breakout Episode: Oops All Bad Games
Aloysius, Frank Miller, and Dinosaur
Entelexeia Cellphone
Julia Louise-Dryfus’s Apartment in Troll
LeTrack, Campbell Soup and Sparnod
The Gender Buffet
This Week: We finish Zaude!Next Week: We finish the game!a
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Tales of Vesperia Part 8 - Noted Floppy Haired Boy Brian Doyle Murray

For some reason Tales of Vesperia decides to squeeze about twenty hours of content into five hours of game, meaning there's a lot of reveals, narrative shifts, insane twists, and the most homoerotic wrestling match ever. But will Yuri and pals save the world? Is there really a final Necron? Who is the actual Sephiroth of the game?Also this week:- Can you vore a ghost?- The The Doctor Is A Woman Twist- Yuri and Flynn Play Wrestle- The Insane Patty Reveal- Poople- The Last Real Boss Fight of the Game
This Week: We finish the game!Next Week:  We blow up the Hind D in Metal Gear Solid!Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrisstevenContact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Metal Gear Solid Part 1 - Those Legs Are Connected To A Butt

Sure, it's not an RPG, but Konami's Metal Gear Solid IS a classic. And on this special holiday season of Square Roots we venture with Snake to Alaska, pretty close to where Santa lives. We try to make sense of the metal gear lore, talk about neuropeptides like we know what they mean, and Vanessa writes in an analysis of Meryl's big acting scene.Also this week:- Trashing the PS Classic- Twin Snakes Versus The Original- Has Kojima Ever Talked To A Woman?- Those Legs Are Connected To A Butt- "Nanomachines"- Boomer Tigersoft
This Week: We finish Disc 1!Next Week:  We finish Metal Gear Solid!Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrisstevenContact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Metal Gear Solid Part 2 - GFH: Glasses Floppy Hair

NOW WITH 90% LESS CHIPMUNK VOICES!You probably saw this one coming: it's a two hander! Johnny and Matthew dig through the second disc of Metal Gear Solid, with Johnny finding it brisk and fun and poor Matthew feeling like it takes forever. But you've got some iconic boss fights, weird jokes, and completely reconstructed cut scenes between the original PlayStation version and the GameCube Twin Snakes. Also this episode:
- Muscle Milkers- Metal Gear as Metroidvania- Matthew Can't Handle The Master Miller Twist- Gemome Soldiers- Johnny Can't Stop Saying Les Enfants Terribles- Two Games In A Row With A Shirtless Wrestling Match- So Many Fake Outs- This Game Is Twins and Liquid Is the Danny DeVito
This Week: We finish Metal Gear Solid!Next Week:  We recruit all five extra party members in Dragon Age II!
 
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Square Roots New Year 2022 Funtacular!

Hi! COVID wrecked our efforts to put out a Dragon Age II episode this week, but we do have a very special end of the year episode for you all to enjoy instead!
This Week: We celebrate the end of 2021!Next Week: We recruit all five extra party members in Dragon Age II!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrisstevenContact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com