Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast Spotify Feed
Square Roots is like a Let's Play for your ears, or a book club but instead of books it's video games! Join Vanessa, Matt, Johnny and Jim as they play your favorite classic RPGs one chunk at a time!
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Monday Mar 14, 2022
Monday Mar 14, 2022
Hooray! We're all back, and there definitely were no arguments edited out of this episode! Instead, we're playing the first chunker of Chapter 2: that's right: you get to find out all sorts of secrets about the Princess! You keep bumping into Delita for some reason! Ramza is a grown up now and he's mad!Also:
- No arguments whatsoever!- Matthew denies the existence of both TMNT 2: The Arcade Game *and* TMNT 3: The Manhattan Project!- Fred Savage as Delita, Macaulay Culkin as Ramza!- Matthew's Racing Stripe Beard That Goes From 0-69 in 2 seconds!- Nothing is argued about, ever!And so much more!This Week: We rescue the "Princess" from Golgoda Gallows!Next Week: We finish Chapter 2!Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrisstevenContact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
Monday Mar 21, 2022
Monday Mar 21, 2022
Uh oh. Pack the little ones off to bed, because we're a little spicy on this salacious episode of Square Roots: A Rashomon Podcast! So much happens in this chunker of Final Fantasy Tactics: War of the Lions as we try to make sense of which million characters is important, defeat a demon with a mouth tummy, and so much more!Also:
- Horny Columbo!- But there's also bunny MEN!- What Matt Does When There's Text on Screen! (NSFW)- Oogie Boogie Demon!- Alma's Super Awesome Invincibility Spell!- Wiegraf wants a Treat?This Week: We clear out the Orbonne Monastery fights!Next Week: We finish Chapter 3!Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrisstevenContact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
Sunday Mar 27, 2022
Sunday Mar 27, 2022
Are you ready for the toughest boss fight in the game? Maybe the toughest boss fight in Square Roots history? Because we are, and friends, Belias The Giygas gets it. In this chunker of Final Fantasy Tactics we march towards Riovaynes Castle and somehow manage to pick up two new party members along the way? Will we use them? Probably not?Also:
- When you possess something smaller than a human it will explode its body!- Gushing with ghosts we know are ghosts!- Switcheroo Princess- I AM COME- Let the Bodies Hit the Floor, Verse 2
This Week: We finish Chapter 3!Next Week: We recruit Meliadoul!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrisstevenContact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
Monday Apr 04, 2022
Monday Apr 04, 2022
Now that we're over the Wiegraf Hunt, it's full speed ahead plowing through the first half of Chapter Four of Final Fantasy Tactics. There's a whole lot of vampirism, oodles of bad guy cutaways, and adorable sprites spewing blood after being assassinated.Also:
- Happy April Betrayals- Fred Baddecisions and Lady Realgamer- Ramza's Cakes- A Lot of Lucavi Talk- The Mask was the Killgrave of The Mask- Plus Ten Gravy- A Ranking of Cids- Reverse Cowboy
This Week: We recruit Meliadoul!Next Week: We finish the game? Maybe?!Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrisstevenContact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
Monday Apr 11, 2022
Monday Apr 11, 2022
Square Roots - Episode 309Holy crow! We all finished Final Fantasy Tactics! Does this mean we're all pro gamers now? There was no Andraste or anything. Heck, Matthew and Johnny even got Cloud for some pointless reason, as well as War of the Lion's Balthier.Also:
- Next Game Announced!- Monkey Ireland!- Blaidd Gaslights Johnny at the Taco Bell!- Letters Too Big To Read!- Surprisingly A Bad Human Guy Turns Into A Big Monster!- Falling Over With Sadness!- I Come From A Cosmic Tinderbox!
This Week: We finish the game!Next Week: You Defeat Ramsus and Miang!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrisstevenContact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
Monday Apr 18, 2022
Monday Apr 18, 2022
Square Roots - Episode 310That's right! This week's Square Roots is sponsored by Manscaped, please use the promo code SQUAREROOTS at the checkout to receive your discount! We promise next week's commercial will be... more succinct.This week on Square Roots we dive into the space fantasy anime that is Xenogears. There's lots of religious imagery. Lots of swinging crosses. Accidental village melting. And big Gundam punchies!Also:
- Just what is Angel Dust?- Johnny's Chronic Elden Ring Problem- More JRPG Bingo Cards- Timothy's Himbo Energy Tragically Cut Short- Dan, the Creepy 40 Year Old Child- Correct Usage of Well Endowed- A Young, Suave, Hip Doc Brown
This Week: Fei defeats Bart in combat and falls into the cavern!Next Week: Get Margie back to the Yggrasil!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrisstevenContact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
Monday Apr 25, 2022
Monday Apr 25, 2022
Square Roots - Episode 311This week's Square Roots is sponsored by Manscaped, please use the promo code SQUAREROOTS at the checkout to receive your discount!It's a two-hander as Matthew and Johnny push some big boulders and make their way through the confusing caverns of Xenogears. LOVE the little teeny tiny map characters! LOATHE the terrible camera! LIVE the experience of taking half an hour to figure out how to leave a room!Also:
- A Clear Misunderstanding Of How Moisture Wicking Works- Ranking Hottest Fish Men- Johnny's Ball Hair Tight Five- Nisan Altima Magic- Edging Someone On
This Week: Fei rescues Margie and brings her back to the Yggrasil!Next Week: Fei wakes up in the D-Block!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrisstevenContact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
Monday May 02, 2022
Monday May 02, 2022
Square Roots - Episode 312This week's Square Roots is sponsored by Manscaped, please use the promo code SQUAREROOTS at the checkout to receive your discount!Johnny and Matthew are rewarded with their Xenogears diligence with some of the best Gundam style ship destruction in Square roots history! As Fei and Bart's attack on Aveh fails there's the kind of anime complication that Johnny loves.Also:
- Vanessa is a Chocolate Cake Gal- Johnny is the Taste Alpha- Batman's Death Toll- Snapping the Yggrasil- Is Grahf a human?- Hot sprite abs- Get Behind Me, Citan!- Pince-ers versus Pinch-ersThis Week: Fei wakes up in the D-Block!Next Week: Fei gets to the Thames!Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrisstevenContact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
Monday May 09, 2022
Monday May 09, 2022
Square Roots - Episode 313This week's Square Roots is sponsored by Manscaped, please use the promo code SQUAREROOTS at the checkout to receive your discount!This week on Square Roots we plunge deeper into the complex world of Xenogears! After waking up in prison, Fei finds himself knocked out, waking up in prison. After suffering a strange defeat in the prison battling system, he wakes up in prison. Can he escape?!Also:
- Fei Wakes Up in Prison- The Weird English Use of Prom- Blanka's Battle Boys- Is Beastoid a slur?- Walter the Robot- Fei Wakes Up in Prison- Citan MAY be a bad guy- Gazel Middle Management- A Dramatic ReadingThis Week: Fei wakes up in the D-Block!Next Week: Fei gets to the Thames!Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrisstevenContact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
Monday May 16, 2022
Monday May 16, 2022
Square Roots - Episode 314This week's Square Roots is sponsored by Manscaped, please use the promo code SQUAREROOTS at the checkout to receive your discount!On this week's Tummy Talk, we get to the floating city of Thames, surprisingly while conscious. There we play lots of bullshit minigames, talk with the drunk citizens, rescue a little girl, and get into a whole lot of mech on mech grudge matches. But with Fei out of commission can Bart, Elly and Citan get to the bottom of what the heck is a Reaper?
Also:
- A! Man! Of! The! Sea!- Fei's in a Cloud Coma- Speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!- Vanessa's Insane Scaped or Escape Game- Nothing Much Happens
This Week: Fei gets to the Thames!Next Week: Fei reaches the floating city of Shevat!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrisstevenContact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com