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Xenogears Part 6 - Ouchie Wow Wow

Square Roots - Episode 315This week's Square Roots is sponsored by Manscaped, please use the promo code SQUAREROOTS at the checkout to receive your discount!Buried cities! Robot guns! People bullets! Reapers, or -Wels-! All this and more in today's Square Roots! We're heading towards the end of Disk 1, and things are just getting more dramatic. Will Fei get out of his Cloud coma? What's the nanomachine Terra all about? Can we get even more Brain Guys scenes?
Also:
- Is Vanessa Canon in the Callista Flockheart Protocol?- The French Version of New York Police- Noita Sounds Like Murder If You're A Gangster- The Sky Is Full of Balls!- The Third Worst Dungeon in Square Roots History- Billy's Sex Work Proposal- Pink Eye: Is It Poop Eye?- Matthew's e-Stim Corner- Everyone Loves a Pontiff- On The Streets of Santa Monickerrrr- Another Case of Too Many Sephiroths- Wild Tonal Shifts
This Week: We reach the floating city of Shevat!Next Week:  We destroy the three gates!
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Xenogears Part 7 - C-chu-lu Mythos

Square Roots - Episode 316Please excuse the error we had today where Jim's computer ate the level up and hot gaming news for this week!Fei stops waking up in prison and starts a global journey on sea, land and air in this wide scoped episode of Square Roots! Lots of robot fights, a couple of obnoxious dungeons, and so many Gavel Ministry meetings you might just get annoyed with Johnny's re-enactments!
Also:
- Cyberbulling Floor Sitters- The Hunt for Intelligent Horses- Bart's Evita Balcony- The Only Thing That Gets Johnny Through this Game is the Brain Boys- Bad Underwater PS1 Caves- Lil Terra the Tube Tot- Big Chunky Pac-Man Fish
This Week: We destroy all three of Solaris's gates!Next Week:  We finish Disk 1!
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Xenogears Part 8 - Dave Matthews Gave Paul COVID

Square Roots - Episode 317
Will we be learning about what the title of this episode means and how it applies to friend of the podcast, Matthew's coworker Paul? Maybe?! *wink*
On this episode of Square Roots Johnny ponders quitting this game, which means it's Rogue Galaxy levels of frustrating. On the plus side they do get to visit a Space Mall, there's a ton of reveals, and... Soylent. Plus Solaris explodes and we totally forget to mention it. Look, there was just a lot of stuff this episode, okay?
Also:
- Kliving Room- A Quest For Subs- The People in Vanessa's Brain- Lady With The Guys- Johnny Just Keeps Saying Billy Crudup- Dave Matthews Gave Paul COVID- What would you do with person dust?- Backstage with Super Buff Jim Breuer- Ramsus's Marsha Marsha Marsha Scene- Double Orphaning!
This Week: We finish Disk 1!Next Week:  We reach Paradise, Ed McMahon!
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Xenogears Part 9 - He Was a P8nter Boy

Square Roots - Episode 318
See you later, boys! After you listen to this fantastic, svelte, economical episode of Square Roots! Gather around as we sit in chairs and JPEGs of stuff they didn't have time to make plays on a giant square behind us!Also:
- Everyone's Playing Pirates- The Adventures of Fake Paul- I Keep Saying It's a Fountain Scenario!- Fei's Full Frontal- The Chair Oriented Portion of Disc 2- Elly Gives the Monsters A Good Talkin' To
This Week: We reach Paradise, Ed McMahon!Next Week:  We finish the game! FINALLY!
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Xenogears Part 10 - Rules Are Fake, The Listeners Have Chosen Anarchy

Square Roots - Episode 319HOLY CRAP WE FINISHED XENOGEARS! It's over. It's finally over.Also:
- Space Cheese- Hot Nonsense Simulator- Person of Criminality and Island Time- I'm a Deus- A Real Girlfriend Mommy- A Lot of Green Goo Tubes- Using the Power of Love, and a Gundam- The God Children of Xenogears- Vanessa's Berenstain Universe Moment
This Week: We finish the game! FINALLY!Next Week:  We play through the first visit to Twilight Town in Kingdom Hearts 3!
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Kingdom Hearts III Part 1 - Creepy Dolls With Human Skin

Square Roots - Episode 320
Sadly this entire podcast is lost due to never having played Birth by Sleep. Except Jim, who did play it. But voters are never wrong! So we here at Square Roots are listening, and we're playing the very first chunker of Kingdom Hearts II!
Also:
- Megan Mullally's Charmed- Jim's Kingdom Hearts III Flip Flop- Uncontrollable Gummi Ship Related Shuddering- Why is Sora Flexing All The Time Now?- If Sora Hates Gravity Why Is Donald So Crabbity?- Trying to Define Pete and Malificent's Relationship
This Week: We play through the first visit to Twilight Town in Kingdom Hearts 3!Next Week:  Toy Story world and Tangled World!
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Kingdom Hearts III Part 2 - You’ll Know When To Wear Your Pink Bob Wigs

Square Roots - Episode 321On this action packed slammer of an episode, the Square Roots Gang run through two very awesome game worlds: The Kingdom of Corona and Toy Box! That's right,  you'll get to relive the events of Tangled AND Toy Story.Also:
- The Clussy Talk- A Jay Leno Looking Monster- Coat Corner- A Train Guy, But For Boats- Spaceman Bud and Rancher Wooly from Toy Time- Famous Toupées- You've Got A Pal I KnowThis Week: We vancquish The Kingdom of Corona and Toy Box!Next Week:  Monstropolis and Arendelle!
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Kingdom Hearts III Part 3 - This Podcast Will Be Used as State’s Evidence

Square Roots - Episode 322
This week on Square Roots Johnny experiences Frozen in the best way possible: by watching it cut up into Kingdom Hearts cutscenes. Also: the gang venture through the very generic industrial dungeons of Monsters Inc's headquarters in a sort of PS2 retro throwback style episode.Also:
- Up Yours, Woke Moralists!- Something Called the Unraveled - Sora Amnesia Argument- Four People Inside Sora's Heart, But We Can Only Name Three- Vanessa Hates a Heffalump- Gatekeeping Labyrinths- Let It Go, but the Luba Version- Olaf Inflation Fan Art
This Week: Monstropolis and Arendelle!Next Week:  Pirate in the Caribbean and go to San Fransokyo!

Kingdom Hearts III Part 4 - Everything is Crabs

Square Roots - Episode 323It's a divisive chunker of Square Roots this week: are the Pirates of the Caribbean and Big Hero 6 worlds good? Bad? A bit of both? We navigate carefully talking through the Pirates movies, try to figure out if the Big Hero 6 movie is a secret Disney classic, and note how Sora seems to be given busy work while literally everyone else is busy with actual plot stuff.Also:
- Pirates of the Cah-ra-be-un- Comrade Vanessa- Short Jim- Interfering with Democracy- Butte Talk- Has Bill Nighy Actually Been in Love?- Wolverine's Hot Dad- The 30 Rock / 3rd Rock Error- Powerwashed With Kingdom Hearts Lore- Saved By Goopy White Ropes of Nobody
This Week: Pirate in the Caribbean and go to San Fransokyo!Next Week:  We finish the game!
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Kingdom Hearts III Part 5 - Vanessa Is Familiar

Square Roots - Episode 324Whoa! We finished Kingdom Hearts III forever! Does that mean everything in Mickey's Kingdom is happy forever? What about Xemnas?! What happened to Sora? So many questions.Also:
- Bugs are a Natural Enemy for Toys- Toot toot?- Jim is a Slut for Powerwashing- It's just like that one Live song- FURRY! FORCE! FOUR!- Every Master Xenahort Voice Actor gets Norted- Ansem is Xemnas's Xenanort- Chereth Cutestory- Living Will, Probate, Death Certificate Fight the Heartless Tornado- Metal Gear Style Death Monologues- Terra's Himbo Energy- Nothing about Dark Riku is Important
This Week: We finish the game!Next Week:  Something about South Park: The Stick of Truth I guess!
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