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South Park: The Stick of Truth Part 1 - Urine: The Fart of the Front

Square Roots - Episode 325You asked for it, you get it: this week your Square Roots pals start South Park: The Stick of Truth! And... some of us really like it? A lot? Especially one who you think wouldn't like it at all? Yeah, that one!Also:
- Matthew Refuses to Go to a Used Game Store- No Matthew Life Spoilers- Recasting Taskmaster USA- Too Hot to Dance- Spork & Clork- Benny Hill Racist is Pretty Racist- Vanessa is a Ray of Sunshine
This Week: We Finish Day One!Next Week: We Finish Day Two!
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South Park: The Stick of Truth Part 2 - A Wolf, a Mongoose or Gay Bear All Night?

Square Roots - Episode 326Our hosts seem to be warming to South Park just in time for alien testing, Nazi zombies, appealing to the Goth kids, and finding out the truth about Cartman! Is Cartman not actually as good a dude as he claims?? Find out as we complete Day 2!Also:
- Combination Pizza Hut Taco Bells- Johnny is bad with controller mechanics, part 2- Are bad tutorials a bit?- 2014 Funny- That's What Straight Relationships Are Like- Johnny's Boomer Humour
This Week: We Finish Day Two!Next Week: We Finish the Game!
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South Park: The Stick of Truth Part 3 - Johnny Is So Good At This Game, and Everyone Clapped

Square Roots - Episode 327Johnny knocked that Abortion minigame out of the park, and definitely wasn't stuck on it for twenty minutes on stream getting madder and madder. He won it the first time, Vanessa said he was the best boy at video games, Trudeau gave him a medal, and everyone clapped.Also:
- Vanessa ReTruths the President- I Love the Teens- We All Have to See Mike Myers's Hog At Some Point- Vanessa's Mao Tse Tsung Vibes- Honouring the Wishes of the Prince of Canada- Women Be 'Bortin'- Clitoral Stimulant
This Week: We Finish the Game!Next Week: Vote Today! Poll ends Monday evening!
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The Wolf Among Us Part 1 - Let’s Just All Lower Our Standards

Square Roots - Episode 328It's a low energy episode today because, frankly, it's just too hot here in the northern hemisphere. We can't wait for fall. But in the mean time let's go on some sweaty Toontown adventures! We explore The Wolf Among Us by Telltale Games and try to solve some crimes!Also:
- Do Bob and Marduk kiss?- Stiffly Weird and the Case of the Missing Ghost- "It's Me, Blorko!"- Harvest Valley- Teen Raider- Sorry, Bree- Don't Snoop- Bufkin Neutral- Nolan North Mythology
This Week: We finish The Wolf Among Us: Episode One!Next Week: We finish The Wolf Among Us: Episode Three!
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The Wolf Among Us Part 2 - Robocopped by the Tweedles

Square Roots - Episode 329Oh boy! We find a mysterious head and this leads to all sorts of new adventures. And we've got so many cops here on Square Roots; Vanessa is the good cop, Johnny is the silent / bad cop, Jim is the grey cop, and Matthew is the vape cop. In episode 2 and 3 of The Wolf Among Us we meet interesting people and there's a mystery to be solved. An adventure is unfolding, so why not get involved?Also:
- Johnny's Truly Outrageous- Game Scom- They Cannot Afford Timothy Chalomet- The Pirate Bluebeard- Sliding into Third
This Week: We finish episode 2 and 3!Next Week: We finish The Wolf Among Us episode 5!
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The Wolf Among Us Part 3 - That Was When Pigs Knew How to Jam

Square Roots - Episode 330Mysteries are solved, like who killed Faith and Lilly - but other mysteries go on. The Wolf Among Us ends on a satisfyingly ambiguous note - but did we enjoy the game overall? Or were we too railroaded into decisions and situations? Listen and find out!Also:
- A Little Thrusting Music- The G Stands for Great- Vanessa Can Cancel Any Man- Tell Me More About These Sex Idiots- Vanessa Melted Her Dishwasher- Sweet Virgin Nicotine Lips- So Much Bigby Lore
This Week: We finish The Wolf Among Us episode 5!Next Week: We reach the forest in Okami, probably - the vote ends in 16 hours!
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Ōkami Part 1 - A Circle Looks Like This: O

Square Roots - Episode 331Vanessa might hit peak sassy in this episode, and that's great. This chunker encompasses a heck of a lot, even if some might think it just involved walking down a hill. There's the peach lady, the orange guy, a boar balancing on a bomb, a bear balancing on a crystal, a little bug guy, a missing dog, and Johnny making the same game mistake three times over 17 years.Also:
- Vanessa is the Champagne of Peninsulas- Johnny Deleted His Track, Everyone Point At Him- Tilda Swinton on the Whiteness Scale- Matthew Getting Edged By Text- The Terrifying Return of Baby Fresh Eyes- Fail Son Susano
This Week: We defeat the boss of the Tsuta Ruins!Next Week: We clear the Gale Ruins!
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Ōkami Part 2 - An Amazing Person Slash Bird

Square Roots - Episode 332It's an episode with a... fluctuating cast, but we don't let that experience this downright canine chunker! There's dog fights (but the good kind), a fire cow, a soft boi bird boi, landscape puzzles and so much more! Also:
- Vanessa, Mother To Us All- A Week of Almost Too Hot Amounts of Gaming News- Movie Open Source- Thick Zangief- Johnny's Worst Mila Kunis Pun- Squadala!- One Praise For Every Minute
This Week: We clear the Gale Ruins!Next Week: We vanquish the boss of the Moon Cave!
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Ōkami Part 3 - The Bone Diaries

Square Roots - Episode 333Welcome to the erotic thrills of the most sensuous of late night syndicated TV shows, Square Roots Presents: The Bone Diaries. We haven't cast it yet but I assume it will have David Duchovny. But also! We play Okami and defeat the big boss, Orochi. But wait... why does the game keep going?Also:
- The Hacking Police Uniform- Minnie Mouse Is A Menace- The British Are Less Greasy- Understanding Godhood- That Chef Really Wants To (CENSORED) Orochi- Creepy Lips Like a Twizzler- Vigorously Stimulate Orochi's Bell- Time To Go To The Bone Zone
This Week: We vanquish the boss of the Moon Cave!Next Week: We clear out the Dragon Palace!
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Ōkami Part 4 - The Story of a Guide Named Brady

Square Roots - Episode 334It's the story of a podcast named Square Roots! Which was bringing up four twenty somethings of its own! Some of them have hair of none, just like their fathers, and they were all alone!
Also we're playing more of Okami in this penultimate episode, fight some bosses, uncover some crimes, meet some fish, do some sidequests, and play far too much of a terrible bullshuit minigame.Also:
- That Stupid Fish Orca!- Johnny In A Garbage Can!- The Voyager Theme Dirge!- Finally, A Ghost Ship!- More Vore!- The Space Helmet Argument!- Warner Herzog Impressions Are Hard!- Issun Needs To Stop Ruining The Game!- Big Long Glass!
This Week: We clear out the Dragon Palace!Next Week: We finish Okami!
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