Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast Spotify Feed
Square Roots is like a Let's Play for your ears, or a book club but instead of books it's video games! Join Vanessa, Matt, Johnny and Jim as they play your favorite classic RPGs one chunk at a time!
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Monday Oct 10, 2022
Monday Oct 10, 2022
Square Roots - Episode 335Okay, okay - we said we were going to finish the game this week but Johnny got sick so he couldn't play that much, but we promise that we'll finish next week. For realsies! Okay, so this chunker we mostly concentrate on solving some mysteries and finally reaching the elusive Oni Island!Also:
- Suck it, Troy Baker!- Deborah Space- Vanessa's Head Canon Corner- Square Roots: After Dark after the credits- Big League Chew Revelations- The Unearned Pathos of Tobi- A Creeping Cathy, A Slow Susan, A Shuffling Sharon
This Week: We reach the frozen north!Next Week: We finish Okami!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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Monday Oct 17, 2022
Monday Oct 17, 2022
Square Roots - Episode 336There's a whole lot of arguing about what time rules Okami uses - is it Looper rules? Back to the Future rules? Lost rules? That aside, we finally finish the ice palace, the boss rush, the clockwork owls - and complete another game!Also:
- Perfectly framed webcam- Metaverse finally shows feet- We're just not that into vampires- Folding at home- Vanessa's Out Back- What if Jeff Bezos Takes Away My Ghost Ship- Bon Janus- Moo-my Milkers
This Week: We finish Okami!Next Week: We finish the Pre-history and Imperial China chapters of Live a Live!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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Monday Oct 24, 2022
Monday Oct 24, 2022
Square Roots - Episode 337This week on Square Roots we do, we promise, eventually talk about Live a Live's first two (chronological) chapters: Pre-History and Imperial China. And there's a lot to talk about! Recruiting beefy bois! Lady Gorillas! Even more fart humour!Also:
- Liver Live- Matt Damon with a curtains haircut- What's Your Burger Style?- Loading Goes Boop!- Sassy Caveman Hair Flip- Vanessa's Ettiquette Corner- Sweet Sweet Gorilla Beef- But He Was Only Just Alive!
This Week: We play Pre-History and Imperial China in Live a Live!Next Week: We play Edo Japan, the Wild West, and Present Day in Live a Live!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
Monday Oct 31, 2022
Monday Oct 31, 2022
Square Roots - Episode 338Greetings, humans! Welcome to a spookity, horrorish episode of Square Roots! In this dark chunker of Unalive Alive we play through the blood soaked hallways of Edo Japan, the bullet ridden sand of The Wild West, and punch and kick through the death sports of Present Day!Also:
- Gotham Knight Cake Boycott- Bee Movie Horror- Johnny Definitely Follows Vanessa's Instructions- They Don't Count as People- Vanessa Invented Skateboard- Xemobab Chromicols and Soccer Frontier- Tits Versus Titties- A Three Amigos Situation- Teens Don't Know Who Hulk Hogan Is
This Week: We play Edo Japan, the Wild West, and Present Day in Live a Live!Next Week: We finish the Near Future and Distant Future!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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Monday Nov 07, 2022
Monday Nov 07, 2022
Square Roots - Episode 339Is it an Akira? No, it's an Ultraman! Is it an Alien? Sort of, but it's also a 2001! On this futuristic episode of Square Roots we dive into the murky future awaiting all of us in Live a Live. Will it have Final Fantasy Behemoths and Akira Bike Gangs? Probably.Also:
- Ferrero Rochers All The Way Through- If Riker Doesn't Have a Beard, This Episode Is Gonna Be Weird- I'M A LOCAL BUSINESSMAN- The Loincloth / Balls Debate- A Stupid Dirty Slank- A TURTLE IS SICK?!- The Only Solution is Liquifaction- A disasterous Bring Your Kid To Work Day- The Colonel's Bee Quest
This Week: We play the Near and Distant Future!Next Week: We finish the Middle Ages and... maybe the rest of the game? We'll see!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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Monday Nov 14, 2022
Monday Nov 14, 2022
Square Roots - Episode 340Oh wow! It feels like we just started Live a Live, but now Live a Live is very finished. Did we all finish? Did anyone get the Armageddon ending? Did Johnny save his beefy boi? We deconstruct the very nature of JRPGs in this season of Square Roots's exciting conclusion!Also:
- There's No Good Use for a Death Helmet- He's A Good Dad Now- Advanced Spacey- 2 Salty- Fisherman's Friend Is Not Code- Prithee Thou Art Mine Husbandth- Our Friend the Orange Dot- A Fun Prank- The Virgin Streibough Versus Chad Oersted
This Week: We finish Live a Live!Next Week: We finish Chapter 2 and fight Metal Face in Xenoblade Chronicles 1!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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Monday Nov 21, 2022
Monday Nov 21, 2022
Square Roots - Episode 341Are you ready for a big, new Xeno adventure? I hope so. Welcome to a world of twinks and himbos, and midriffs exposed on EVERYONE. In this episode of Square Roots the gang is introduced to Shulk (short for She-Hulk), Reyn, and of course everyone's favourite character, Fiora! What's your levelling and equipment strategy for Fiora? What arts will she use? Also:
- Land Man- The Toys to Life Pit- Not Smart Enough or French Enough- MetalStorm- Nip Flop!- Shulk's Spacious New Fridge
This Week: We finish Chapter 2 and fight Metal Face in Xenoblade Chronicles 1!Next Week: We defeat the big bad boss of the Ether Mines!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
Monday Dec 05, 2022
Monday Dec 05, 2022
Square Roots - Episode 342Now we're really getting into the thick of this exciting trek through the Bionis in Square Roots's second episode of Xenoblade Chronicles. There's so much to cover, from hungry robots to the annoying plot device of a child constantly getting in trouble. But maybe we'll love it!Also:
- Vanessa chooses a fursona- Pickle fights- At Christmas We Tell the Truth- A WAP Dumper- Too Many Gigs- I Love Dune!- Breadcummies- Crosby Stills and Sass- It's Fun to Go Perpendicular!
This Week: We defeat the big bad boss of the Ether Mines!Next Week: We reach the Nopon Village!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) comXenoblade Chronicles - What Else Is Fresh Other Than Babies
Monday Dec 12, 2022
Monday Dec 12, 2022
Square Roots - Episode 343Not only can you rescue a poofy in this week's chunker of Square Roots, but there's even a princess in peril AND a brand new Riku who is SO COOL.Also:
- Vanessa Doubles Down on Making Babies Cry- That's How This One Came About, a new podcast!- Is Bishonen a Word?- Is the Elevator the Abs?- Clearly a Pube Swamp- Shulk and the Quest for the Four Glowies- Matthew's Wild Pronounciation of Anachronox- Alvis and the Chipmunks and Other Lazy Jokes- The Story of Riki
This Week: We reach the Nopon Village!Next Week: We clear out the High Entia Tomb and finish Chapter 8!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
Monday Dec 19, 2022
Monday Dec 19, 2022
Square Roots - Episode 344Everyone is preparing to go up hard against their daddy versions in this exciting, explosive, full of wild mass guessing episode of Square Roots! In this chunker of Xenoblade Chronicles, we kill a blobby dinosaur dragon, meet all of Riki's family, and go up to the fanciest castle in the land.Also:
- Yeah, Klonoa!- All Himbos and Bimbos- Gooching- Scared of Tim Robbins- Physics? I'm a Princess!- Don't Worry About It- Riki Loves Love
This Week: We clear out the High Entia Tomb and finish Chapter 8!Next Week: Finish Up Valak Mountain after defeating Mumkhar!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcastThanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots!Twitter: @squarerootspodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com